Chili John's

Really in Burbank - which is geographically, but not politically part of the San Fernando Valley

I'm Shocked They Have to Say This

What they don't say is 'buckle your helmet, kids.'

Golf Ball Fountain at Van Nuys Golf Course (Dry)

Darn this drought.  We need to steal more water from the Owens Valley.  This fountain must be restored!

The Iconic Clown at Vineland and Burbank, North Hollywood

Welcome to the Valley.  No better thing to start with than this.  The Iconic Circus Liquor Neon at the corner of Burbank and Vineland.

The liquor store has a website and you can buy souvenirs.